'Boobs Over Doobs'

And we are back with a bang!! Actually no..we dont get that much action also..except maybe Prat Daddy..but thats a story for a different day / time ! Before i begin this post i would request Shaggar to refrain from re-opening his tear factory and just be a man..the man with the original steel balls (not chinese balls)!

So you must all be wondering what the title of this blog post implies? Eh? Eh? No? Really? Is there really that less interest for my posts? Ok ok ill quit blogging! :( ..*goes to corner of the room and adopts foetal position*

Now it is time for the irregular news update:

Breaking news..WNJ has now expanded its expertise to also offer wedding band services. Members of the band are:
Joe Prat-riani - The eccentric Spanish Guitar humping Chicken Little maestro
Ramalingam 'Andi' Raju - The ex escort agency worker who sings like a 'cow making love to an emu'
Shaggar Conjunctivitis - The rythmless drummer king who bangs it like a bass drum

Well we have already composed the first and last song of our epic album "Who stole the Cookie from the Cookie Jar" , which can be downloaded for free by typing 'savita bhabhi' on www.munni-munni.com (Google's biggest competitors). Just to keep the excitement going, please find below the lyrics to our chart busting hit:

Conju Kingdom (Sing to the tune of 'Bonnie lies over the ocean')

My Sagar has Conjunctivitis
My Sagar has a big red eye
My Sagar has conjunctivitis
So bring out the Whisky and Rye

Bring out
oh Bring Out
oh Bring Out the Whisky and Rye
And Rye

Bring out
oh Bring Out
oh Bring Out the Whisky and Rye
And Rye (Keep repeating till everyone leaves the room cussing)

So now that we are done with the breaking news..its time to bring you the weather update

Today's forecast says that Mumbai will witness heavy showers and flooding owing to Shaggar being unable to contain himself with joy that Soup-Andi actually wrote something. So for all you sleazy people who go to Bandra Reclamation every evening for 'you know what'..please carry an umbrella or a raincoat. (This includes you Prat-Daddy)

And finally to end this news update, it is time bring up the 'Funds' segment.

WNJ is looking for philanthrophists who will willingly contribute money in order to procure the following goods for WNJ and its administrators:
- 2 Fidero hats
- Iron Man mask
- Belly lotion for Prat Daddy ( The stomach is growing again and He gets rashes sometimes)
- A Wonder woman costume for Soup-Andi
- A Nintendo Wii
- A packet of chips
- A year's supply of beer

In order to contribute to the fund please contact:
Prat Daddy - pratdaddy@imtoosexyformylegs.com
Shaggar - shaggar@gotakeahike.com
Soup Andi - andi@andisloveshack.po.in

If you do it soon you get the chance to win exclusive passes for our live show (Havent gotten any sponsors yet but will keep you'll posted about it)

So this is Soup-Andi signing off in True Supaaman style by singing 'Beautiful' by Christina Aguilera!

Cheerios!