CBTL Reunion

Well i hope the continents hav drifted far enough for me to come and rejuvenate this dying or actually dead blog... Its almost been a yr since our last blog... n lots has happened in each of our lives...

April SOUP-ANDI's Bday Soup-a-mann bday - Was freakin awesome... his bday was freakin a weekend long... to start off andi got caught by a cop in prateeks car, coz he was fighting wid me, wen i was on the bike at the mulund signal... pandu fined him Rs.300/- but then gav him Rs. 100/- back (birthday gift)....hehe... Paintball was amazingly fabulous, coz we shot the f**k out of each other. There was andi, prat daddy, adu, shrey, avandi, tipi, master and me. Shreya cudnt see over the short plants to shoot at ppl... master was constatly getting hit on his face... tipi got one right on her neck (turned into bad bruise) and then to top it all the last game was andi against us and we nailed him... well and after the game prat daddy was almost going to die coz had 102 fever or so... all in all an awesome day... The party was at Sudipta Aunty's place andi was turning into a soup - a - mann, so we got him a superman dress for 10 yr old kids, and believe it or not, but it fit him jus perfect... this man has got the most elaborate gifts, ppl who were there for his 21st bday wud kno... i mean it was as if ppl were getting him ready for a kinky honeymoon wid all his fantasies coming true, including him bein captured by scary goons!!! well we got some more drunk... ofcourse we ended the bday wid an After Hrs. party at Hard Rock Cafe, our hangout joint the next night... HAPPY 22nd BDAY ANDI!!!

MAY GOA - From andis ooophs to jumping thru a moving car window wid a piggy pillow... to cafe del mar and waking up every morning and drinking our way to glory till the end of night and the delicously amazing english breakfast and seafood... body surfing and playing volleyball wid a bunch of losers... and prat daddy n me doing our random stuff on the beach like bursting chests... zoozoo haircut pink bellies on prat daddy and somersaults going wrong... casa sushegado and running round the corridor or throwing balls at each other... spicy head itchin after some crazy madly spicy curry... bein more excited for our friend's bday than himself, tht we went n partied on his behalf, while he was sleeping at home... calangute beach and baga beach and getting pissed drunk at kamakazi and adu losing her ring... and the classic fat dubies... "bob marley" beach and anjuna beach meeting our school friends and as per the ritual playing volleyball and football... n jaanu its water to jaanu it painin... thts the shit to comprende all in all it was an ultimate Goa Trip!!!

JULY My Bday - It turned out to be quite as i never imagined to be... we hung out at our usual hangout, Hard Rock Cafe... it was a classic drunk affair thanks to prat daddy, andi, jiggy, morris, zam, sumi, rhea, rahul, kahir, aditya and sundi who came at 12, ralph, prakash, imran, baptist, himanshu and the other hard rock cafe staff (cant remember all name)... apart from having the honour of dancing on the parapet and dancing on YMCA wid the staff and getting an amazingly deliciously awesome plate of cream getting smashed on my face, it was so much cream had to lick it off literally... then the usual jive wid jiggy, also rhea, morris n sumi... which was fun as well... thou one moment which scandalised the f**k out of me was wen rhea came upto me and scribbled some stuff on my chest... it was a moment of glory for every guy who wud hav been in my place... and it only stays in memories!!! HAPPY 23rd BDAY SAGAR!!!

OCT Prat Daddy's Bday - Prat daddy's bday was a very adventurous and tacky affair... we had an awesome white water rafting trip to kolad... even got the chance to rescue another raft stuck right on top of a rock in a rapid....funny but crazy at the same time...there was adu, avandi, khushbu, prashant, prat daddy n me... last 5 kms were awesome, coz we had to jus float on water and flow wid the flow... Then the night was Hard Rock Cafe, as u can see a ritual... there was adu, shrey, prat daddy, andi, jiggy, khushbu, hiren uncle, morris, zam n me and the hard rock cafe staff... instead of the cream, we smashed ice cream on prat daddy's face... apparently his head went numb for a while, coz of the cold... but ahh well... there were a few turn of events as the night grew... i definitely was involved, but lets not get there... but we did end the night we some more drinking at prats place!!! HAPPY 23rd BDAY PRATEEK!!!

DEC Spark '09 - Our very own Prat Daddy broke a few records, one bein losing his beer bellie... prat daddy and me joined a b-boying and krump/hip hop at the Expression Modern Dance Company - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2KadvqpSE8... Well this has been one of the most awesomest dance classes, thanks to sumeet, dishank, pooja, shruti, anushree, udit, asra, heena and ofcourse prat daddy... well we had prat banging his against a pillar while prac in studio... thou it was bad, everyone will agree tht it was funny, well most ppl were laughing at him wen he was holding his head laid down... then the awesome asra and heena each crumpling wen doin a double handstand.. it was hilarious... and the most blown out of proportion by sonali, bein wen prat daddy apparently threw her baby sis pooja down wen doin the wiper move... ohh n the wiper move, the awesomest toughest stunt ever done in a choreography... watch the video above to kno more...ILLUMINATE THE DANCER WITHIN...hehehehe...

DEC 09 New Years - Except for andi who was drunk and bajaeeed as well and was doing usual calling ppl and telling them "I love you" wen he is drunk... prat daddy n me had it sober till after we entered the new yrs... prat daddy , adu n me picked up shrey from the airport, tht where we celebrated new yrs btw... then hit anil uncle's for hoity toity party (atle tacky)... before headin to prat daddys at around 2ish for some more drinking and hookah and the awwwwessssommmee wait for it, wait for it... ROCK SURFING & TWISTER!!! All in all a rather sober new yrs, thou andi had his captain morgans and prat daddy had his old monk and i had my JD!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR

JAN Hiren Uncle's Bday - Well apart from the word "tacky" and Rockesh Jhunjhunwala and going to prat daddys to get a ipod wire, which we never used getting pissed drunk and passing out in prat daddy's car on our way from Bandra to Bandra, I dont remember a jackshit of wat happened... thts all memory i got for tht day!!! HAPPY 50th BDAY HIREN UNCLE!!! Entertain yourselves to the poem below (to be sung on the tune of Meri Laundry ka Ek Bill from "Rock On") dedicated to Hiren Uncle

Quantum investments ka ek bill
ek financial article,
na na na na na, na na na na na
share broker ka phone number,
demat book ka ek paper,
na na na na na, na na na na na
market ka opening bell has ring,
kabhi upar ho kabhi niche swing,
pichle saat dino se market dooba
phir bhi hiren bhai in profit, yeh kaisa hai ajooba...
na na na na na, na na na na na

saare stocks ke ROI
investments ho gaye hai dry
na na na na na, na na na na na
mutual funds ke yeh returns
haath hue completely burn
na na na na na, na na na na na
saare share broker completely broke
lekin hiren bhai didnt loose the hope....
pichle saat dino se market dooba
phir bhi hiren bhai in profit, yeh kaisa hai ajooba...
na na na na na, na na na na na

- Dyu D'Cunha


As one can see a lot off ppl hav come and gone thru our lives but three of us still remain a constant and work in the "RULE of 2" reference Andiisms Chapter 1... we three are awesome together but each one of us shares an undying interest wid the other one which is unique to the two of them... confusing na... good coz only we get it...hehe ...

Since the last event each of us had got busy wid life and relationships and work and all tht JAZZ... So the three contributors of WhatNotJazz had a reunion of sorts at CBTL (for ppl who havent been keeping up wid times - Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf) the other day with jiggy, sonali and tee...It had been a while since the three of us had met probably a week or two... like met properly properly... but anyways the best part bein each of us had our own tragedies happening in recent times to tell... Starting wid me I having been born in the wrong community, hav come to tht point in my life where my parents want me to marry any jane, janie or joanna or they ask me "koi che"... Prat has had a roller coster work and relationships... poor boy is thoruoghly confused... and the best story of all Andi went to his ex-'s bday and i hav never seen him so scandalised abt it... and i hav never heard so many f**ks in one sentence from him... it was like this f**k tht f**k and f**k with f**k then f**k and f**k again f**k... but we all laughed at each other's woes and said AHH WELL...

What NotJazz is back with a Big Bang!!!

Though for the Day -

With great fondness comes great Responsibility.
- Shaggarism