So Flat..So Flat..

“When your in the zone..your in the zone!”
A “slightly messed” with hookah last night allowed me to make this desperate attempt at Pratology. Should’ve, known there is only one master “Prat Daddy” who is the holder of the light.
Having never been a blogger/ writer..it has been a while for this first post to come..looks like the juice has been found..or ive just had enough of the “touchscreen” philosophy from the other 2 contributers.. :P

As my first post, I thought it would be rather “pratilicious” to put up some less known facts about my peers and i..stuff which the world was never supposed to know and wont really give a shit about even after knowing.. so here goes..

5 fun filled facts to brighten up/ ruin your day-

Prat Daddy –

1) Prat Daddy’s “favouritest” article is “the”.
2) Prat Daddy has a history with the words “magic” and “yawn”
3) Prat Daddy did try his hand at football, once upon a time………until beer came into the picture..
4) Prat Daddy misses Sunita.. A LOT.. Suniitttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…cooffffeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
5) Prat Daddy likes his checked boxers a little too much for comfort..

Shaggar –

1) Shaggar is the “breaker of the Chinese balls” ..an epic story which deserves and will get a separate post..
2) One day, Shaggar will eventually realize that he is a Bawa who was just accidentally lost at birth..
3) Shaggar’s “favouritest” song in the world is “waiting for tonight” by J.Lo..im serious people!
4) Shaggar secretly wishes he had Prat Daddy’s tummy, just so he can feel the baby kicking from within..
5) One day Shaggar will own a tandem bike manufacturing unit of his own..

Soup-andi –

1) Soup –andi secretly wishes he were Austin Powers..shag-a-dellic babyyy!
2) Soup – andi once did a masterful rendition of the “The Animal Song” in his college days..to the applause and laughter of many..
3) Soup- andi has committed himself to the “straw and stirrer” philosophy of life..Reference- Pratology Chapter 1
4) Soup-andi thought he was being abducted by scary goons on a golf cart on his 21st birthday..
5) Soup-andi got chucked out of Totos for being underage!

The true and complete stories behind most of these facts will be put up shortly, for people who were not there..or people who were there and just want to relive the entire madness of it..

Cheerios!

Criticisms are NOT welcome on this blog.. Crazy fanfare is… :P

Uses of Prat-Daddy's tummy

If you hav watched RECOIL ROGUES on youtube, on wud kno wat happens if you mess wid prat-daddy's tummy ( poor andi )...I think its worth mentioning abt the uses of Prat-daddy's tummy...
- to place a beer can
- to push open a door
- to use as a soft cushion
- recoiling punching bag
- to hide in incase of calamities
- to use it as a trampoline
- to not be able to look down upon the jungle
- to use it as a pinata
- to play 'pin the tail on the donkey'
- to burst it on the New Years when the clock stikes 12
- to use it as Gong
- to rub the belly for three wishes
- to point and laugh at

prat daddys tummy has become a big part of our lives and our crazyness...we love you prat daddys tummy!!burrrrp!!!

P.S.:- the other day i placed my ear on prat-daddys tummy n i felt a KICK...isnt tht awesome....we were damn kicked abt it!!!

Just...

Well as I open this pint of ice cold beer and take a deep breath, I say to myself that I cant believe that I'm doing this..

I'm not a blogger... I'm not much of an online person... and generally dont see much point in writing on these things online...
but something about this idea just struck me as "We have to do this"...

So here I am... opening my heart and soul and experiences...

When we thought of this... this was made out to be a great big joke about "the Blog"... Everything we did had a post script of 'Damn we must write this on the blog' or 'Dude this will be soooo awesome to write on the blog'... so when I finally had the juice to make this and it came up... it was still a little unbelievable that it had happened...

Its like I called Andi in the afternoon, but the idiot was sleeping, so I called Sagar and we started discussing names for the blog... we came up with Lack Of Occupation (LOO) and What Not Jazz...
Sagar suggested that we do this later...
but I was worried that my juice would dry up and this would become one of those work under progress which never ends, like the bandra-worli sealink, or the gazzilion flyovers or World Peace...
...So we persisted and finally Andi came onto the call and we decided after full 3 minutes of discussion and 25 minutes of cursing each other, that What Not Jazz was final...
And here we all are... reading this insane banter Im having with myself...

Aaaanywaaays... will keep it posted...

May the Coors be with you...

Cheers

The 'Contributers'

Whatnotjazz was created for the sole purpose of allowing people to read, introspect and then "reach within" (pun unintended) to find their true crazy-ness with the help of the 3 contributers being the catalysts to the procedure.

Typed below is a brief introduction of the 3 philanthrophists who have made it their life's aim to help people find the light. We are not responsible for what you do with the light once we help u find it.

As you might have noticed one of the contributers types a lot... most of it being completely inane... but if you sort thru the loads of gyaan/rubbish, you might find that he's actually more of the sober and solemn types...hmmnn.... ahhh... who are we kidding...
INTRODUCING.....
Prateek (aka Prat-daddy*), "co conspyerer" and writer-less-than-extraordinare of "Whatnotjazz"... The Father of Pratology...He writes a lot and you will see a lot of his stuff on this site... dont hate him, he grows on you... :)

Next in line, INTRODUCING.. Sagar (aka Shaggar*/ Energizer Bunny)
Sagar appears to be the sanest amongst the three... however do not let that decieve you.. having grown up around some mad Bawas hes wacked beyond repair...although he does know his limits more often than not he is still man enough to not be afraid to cry when he cant cycle anymore... or falls of a cliff...

The third part of this magnificent trio is.. Anirudh (Soup-Andi* / Andi)..
Well lets just say this is the guy who sat on a duck see- saw and said 'puk-puk-pukak'...
I think it says about enough...if not please await his future random postings on "What Not Jazz".

So this is us... feel free to write to us and about us... if you know us... and from hereon we will unfold the manifold what not jazz-es that we have done over the years...

May the Doors be with you...

Cheers...
Andi, Prateek & Sagar

*watch the video along side "Recoil Rogues"

in picture from L to R: Prateek, Sagar, Anirudh

Thought for the Day

Its not very wise to puk-puk-pukak on a duck!!!

The First Post.. Our Description...

'The height of Craziness cannot be measured by a mere a scale or mountain... but must be experienced, coz only then will the giddy feeling in the pit of your stomach, surpass all that you know or can measure'
- Pratology, Chapter 7 , Verse 6

In What Not Jazz, we are trying to capture what we, in our humble and short lives, have done to scale and rescale those heights...
Hope this journey never ends and hope you live to see it through...

May the prose be with you!!!

Disclaimer:
All posts on 'whatnotjazz' are based on true stories.. maybe a bit exzagerated but none the less true... so please dont try this at home...
Also if anyone wants to use any part of whats written on this blog outside of here... DONT! or atleast ask us..!!